- Diego: Nina, are you so sad?
- Me: Yeah.
- Diego: I'll call Omar.
- *Pretends to dial Omar*
- Diego: Omar! Get outta work right now. Or I hit you! Nina's sad!
- *Looks at me*
- Diego: Nina, you make me so happy. I make you happy??
HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE BABIES SWIMMING I AM 21 AND CANNOT SWIM THIS IS SOME FUCK SHIT
Babies instinctively know when to hold their breathes!
Babies are amazing
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? I HAVE TO HOLD MY NOSE AND THIS BABY DOESN’T HAVE TOO!?
What shitty parent discovered this
amniotic fluid, nine months. babies are basically swimming while developing! Right?
If talking shit to a two year old makes you feel like a man, you’re a waste.
I’d love to watch you choke.
Black and White conjoined twins.