My life<3
  • Diego: Nina, are you so sad?
  • Me: Yeah.
  • Diego: I'll call Omar.
  • *Pretends to dial Omar*
  • Diego: Omar! Get outta work right now. Or I hit you! Nina's sad!
  • *Looks at me*
  • Diego: Nina, you make me so happy. I make you happy??

black-eye-blues:

ohbehavedarling:

bad-moon-moon:

and-rohan-will-answer:

ten0uttaten:

that-kid-matt-biller:

whenthefire-dies:

furose:

grimyboy:

HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE BABIES SWIMMING I AM 21 AND CANNOT SWIM THIS IS SOME FUCK SHIT

Babies instinctively know when to hold their breathes!
Babies are amazing

what

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? I HAVE TO HOLD MY NOSE AND THIS BABY DOESN’T HAVE TOO!? 

What shitty parent discovered this

^^^ HAHAHA

amniotic fluid, nine months. babies are basically swimming while developing! Right?

(Source: derindengirenler)

If talking shit to a two year old makes you feel like a man, you’re a waste.

I’d love to watch you choke.


twinkleandgloom:

Black and White conjoined twins.